i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We just shotgunned beers for America
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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