My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize