She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Then you guys just all showered together...?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
