so that wasnt chicken after all
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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