I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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