Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
