They have a pepper shaker for pot.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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