Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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