Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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