FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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