One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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