I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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