That's when you crack a 10am beer
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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