I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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