How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I love you.
Bad choice
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