I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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