i would punch a child for taco bell
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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