Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
don't judge my taste in strippers
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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