we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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