Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize