I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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