he shaved USA in his pubs
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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