So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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