Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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