google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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