she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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