yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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