Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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