My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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