Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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