Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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