i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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