Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this boner is exhausting
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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