you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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