Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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