Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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