I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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