I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
