This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
third nipple confirmed
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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