Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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