You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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