Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
