Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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