sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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