woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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