I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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