how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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