do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
