any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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