She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
im on a boat
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