you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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