Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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