Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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