he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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