Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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