Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
