is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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